Gott clear out me noggin....
Believe it or not I do actually have things I want to write about, I just don't feel like writing about them right now, so I'm just going to babble for a while and we'll go from there....
When was the last time anybody saw Grimace? Or the Hamburgler? Or the Fries? Or that girl Bird (Birdsie?) Do Ronald have them offed? Did the Burger King have them beheaded? If you want my opinion, I think Wendy got to them honestly.
Please tell me that the preceding paragraph made sense to you, because if it didn't, I'm worse off than I thought.
The Professor had to want to stay on the island right? How else can you make a radio out of a coconut, a conch shell and palm fronds but he can't fix a hole on a boat. (This will be a future ramble all of its own some day). Also, what do you think the odds are the MacGuyver is somehow the professor's son?
Speaking of MacGuyver, do you think the actor who played ever felt weird about calling a plumber or carpenter or someone to fix something if it broke? And if you were the person fixing MacGuyvers stuff, did you just mock him about it the whole time by asking if he had a ballpoint pen, spearmint chewing gum and some shoelaces to fix whatever it was that you were fixing?
Who exactly was it that loved Lucy?
The key to a successful Thanksgiving goes beyond a good turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, squash, cranberry sauce, peas, creamed onionss, stuffing, dinner rolls and an assortment of pies for dessert. Above all else, wear pants that have an elastic wasteband....just trust me on this one.
Can we petition the NFL not to broadcast the Lions vs. the Dolphins? I like football on Thanksgiving as much as the next guy, but what those two teams play really shouldn't be called football.
You know what I just realized? What if the next guy hates football? Then I certainly wouldn't like it as much as him, in fact I would like it a great deal more.
Home and Office Depot should merge into one store just so there will be the awkward intercations between contractors and office interns picking up supplies. Plus I think it would be fun watching people push around their office supplies in those giant industrial carts you pick up plywood in.
When you break it all down the biggest difference between Wal-Mart and Target is their customers average net income.
You don't suppose in the Hatfield-McCoy fued that one family drove Fords and the other Chevy's, do you? (If you don't at least understand rednecks or auto racing a little bit then that reference will be lost upon you)
If Canada invaded North Dakota, would anyone care?
When is Santa's birthday and more importantly how has Hallmark not yet profited from this in some way or another?
I think I'm going to sue Sacha Baron Cohen because it seems like everyday some one else is and I want in.
I want to get a set of decorative plates to eat on and then decorate my walls with the plates I used to eat from.
Do you think when Kevin Bacon gets bored he tries to connect people through himself? Or Samuel L. Jackson maybe considering he seems to be in like 20 movies a year? And how did he talked in Snakes on a Plane? This is making upset, time to move on.
Is it unfortunate that a whole generation of people will simply know James Earl Jones as the guy in the Verizon commercials?
Kit from Knight Rider could pretty much do anything a normal car could do and more, but you have to wonder was he able to pararlell park himself like that new Leuxs?
I haven't seen Cookie Crook in a while which tells me that he obviously got pinched for something a whole lot worse than trying to steal cereal.
Do you suppose Reggie Jackson ever actually met the Queen of England? (Think the Naked Gun movies here and that will make sense).
Speaking of the Naked Gun movies, OJ........yeah that''s all that needs to be said, right?
I'm watching an episode of Law and Order and it just happens to feature the woman who played the oracle in the Matrix movies and the guy who play Tony's father on the Sopranos. It's not so much that I find it interesting, just sad that I recognized them so quickly.
If you take a sign language class and you fail at learning it you should immediately be reminded that a gorilla once leanred sign language just to make your failure that much more spectacular and painful.
That's it for now, so until later.........
When was the last time anybody saw Grimace? Or the Hamburgler? Or the Fries? Or that girl Bird (Birdsie?) Do Ronald have them offed? Did the Burger King have them beheaded? If you want my opinion, I think Wendy got to them honestly.
Please tell me that the preceding paragraph made sense to you, because if it didn't, I'm worse off than I thought.
The Professor had to want to stay on the island right? How else can you make a radio out of a coconut, a conch shell and palm fronds but he can't fix a hole on a boat. (This will be a future ramble all of its own some day). Also, what do you think the odds are the MacGuyver is somehow the professor's son?
Speaking of MacGuyver, do you think the actor who played ever felt weird about calling a plumber or carpenter or someone to fix something if it broke? And if you were the person fixing MacGuyvers stuff, did you just mock him about it the whole time by asking if he had a ballpoint pen, spearmint chewing gum and some shoelaces to fix whatever it was that you were fixing?
Who exactly was it that loved Lucy?
The key to a successful Thanksgiving goes beyond a good turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, squash, cranberry sauce, peas, creamed onionss, stuffing, dinner rolls and an assortment of pies for dessert. Above all else, wear pants that have an elastic wasteband....just trust me on this one.
Can we petition the NFL not to broadcast the Lions vs. the Dolphins? I like football on Thanksgiving as much as the next guy, but what those two teams play really shouldn't be called football.
You know what I just realized? What if the next guy hates football? Then I certainly wouldn't like it as much as him, in fact I would like it a great deal more.
Home and Office Depot should merge into one store just so there will be the awkward intercations between contractors and office interns picking up supplies. Plus I think it would be fun watching people push around their office supplies in those giant industrial carts you pick up plywood in.
When you break it all down the biggest difference between Wal-Mart and Target is their customers average net income.
You don't suppose in the Hatfield-McCoy fued that one family drove Fords and the other Chevy's, do you? (If you don't at least understand rednecks or auto racing a little bit then that reference will be lost upon you)
If Canada invaded North Dakota, would anyone care?
When is Santa's birthday and more importantly how has Hallmark not yet profited from this in some way or another?
I think I'm going to sue Sacha Baron Cohen because it seems like everyday some one else is and I want in.
I want to get a set of decorative plates to eat on and then decorate my walls with the plates I used to eat from.
Do you think when Kevin Bacon gets bored he tries to connect people through himself? Or Samuel L. Jackson maybe considering he seems to be in like 20 movies a year? And how did he talked in Snakes on a Plane? This is making upset, time to move on.
Is it unfortunate that a whole generation of people will simply know James Earl Jones as the guy in the Verizon commercials?
Kit from Knight Rider could pretty much do anything a normal car could do and more, but you have to wonder was he able to pararlell park himself like that new Leuxs?
I haven't seen Cookie Crook in a while which tells me that he obviously got pinched for something a whole lot worse than trying to steal cereal.
Do you suppose Reggie Jackson ever actually met the Queen of England? (Think the Naked Gun movies here and that will make sense).
Speaking of the Naked Gun movies, OJ........yeah that''s all that needs to be said, right?
I'm watching an episode of Law and Order and it just happens to feature the woman who played the oracle in the Matrix movies and the guy who play Tony's father on the Sopranos. It's not so much that I find it interesting, just sad that I recognized them so quickly.
If you take a sign language class and you fail at learning it you should immediately be reminded that a gorilla once leanred sign language just to make your failure that much more spectacular and painful.
That's it for now, so until later.........
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