Might as well ramble for a while
Am I the only person who is convinced the series finale of Lost will be some one's dream while sleeping on the plane from Australia to LA? Isn't this the only thing that makes sense anymore? I can't see how it can end any other way, can you?
If I'm ever arrested I just want to start yelling out non-sensical phrases like "Jesus Peanut Butter" and "I am King of the domain of the Ostrich Herders Association of America" just to see if they could find a way to use it against me in court of law.
If I ever met Jennifer Love Hewitt would she bad mad if I brought up Kids Incorporated or would she think I'm creepy? Yeah, I think creepy too.....please don't tell me I'm the only person that remembers Kids Incorporated.
It's two days into the new NBA season and four players have already been ejected under the "Rasheed Wallace Rule" which basically says if you whine too much your tossed. It warrants mentioning that Rasheed Wallace is one of the players that's been tossed....simply amazing.
If a black guys moons you shouldn't is be called an eclipse? Along the same lines, couldn't you say the same thing about a white guy with a really hairy ass?
What is so fun about "fun size" candy bars? I usually have more fun with more candy and less fun with less candy so it would seem the smaller the candy bar, the less fun, but that's just me.
When you break it down, horse racing is just Nascasr for rich people with shorter races but some how just as much drinking and obviously a lot more business suits....I feel this will be a future rant someday....not soon, but soon enough.
This is for people that understand baseball so if you don't understand baseball just skip it....Why is it OK to give out Gold Gloves to more than one center fielder in each league? Left, Center and Right field are similar, but they are also very different, so why does one not go to a Left, Center and Right fielder? They don't give out gold gloves to three shortstops in the infield, so why do center fielders get free reign? I don't get it.
Who wins in a fight Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Bright?
Mr. T must be a very empathizing fellow if he does indeed always feel pity for the fool.
What states do Mississippi and Alabama make fun of? I mean their options are pretty limited right? Maybe they can make fun of Arkansas, but I doubt it.
Speaking of Arkansas, how come the state of Kansas is spelled like it sounds and Arkansas is just the same with an Ar on the front of it and the -sas suffix is pronounced saw?
Do you wonder if there are any lost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle episodes out there where they express their incredible sexual frustration? I mean they are teenageers, they have to have those urges right? But there's not much of a dating market for the Mutant Ninja Turtle crowd methinks.
Does ABC know that the new show they putting on (and the one that's putting Lost on hiatus for like 8 months), "Day Break" has already been done, that's it's a movie called Groundhogs Day with Bill Murray? Are there really no ideas out there anymore? Is this why there is a fith Rocky movie coming out around Christmas? (Yes, I know typed fith and some would contend this is actually the sixth in the series...I choose not to acknowledge those people).
I want to make a trivia game where the pursuit of winning is anything but trivial.
Why can't the people from CSI and Law & Order get together and solve their cases quicker?
Remember when Britney Spears was hot, like really hot? Yeah, those were good days.
Did the Cardinals really win the World Series or was that all just a bad dream? Does this also mean we have to talk about how good a manager Tony LaRussa is even though he's overrated?
I want a black and white high definition television and I want it equipped with a Beta Max tape and laser disc player.
Who do the Polish make jokes abut? My guess is people from Alabam and Mississippi.
OK, the only reason I brought up the pronunciation of Arkansas was so I could use the word suffix. It's a fun word and I don't get to use it that often, so cut me some slack.
I think if you want to be a born again Christian that they should force you to get inside a large rubber pouch, fill it with something warm and oozy and then they have to pull there way out through a hole in the bottom. If they really want to be born again, lets put them through the whole deal.
How many times does something have to be said in order for it to be a cliché?
If you every meet a former Playboy playmate you don't have to bother picturing them nakes, just find the magazine they were in and your problem is solved.
Could you imagine if Christopher Walken was your father and he woke you up when you were sleeping? I don't know about you, but that would scare the hell out of me.
OK, don't want to empty too much out all at once, so until later.....
If I'm ever arrested I just want to start yelling out non-sensical phrases like "Jesus Peanut Butter" and "I am King of the domain of the Ostrich Herders Association of America" just to see if they could find a way to use it against me in court of law.
If I ever met Jennifer Love Hewitt would she bad mad if I brought up Kids Incorporated or would she think I'm creepy? Yeah, I think creepy too.....please don't tell me I'm the only person that remembers Kids Incorporated.
It's two days into the new NBA season and four players have already been ejected under the "Rasheed Wallace Rule" which basically says if you whine too much your tossed. It warrants mentioning that Rasheed Wallace is one of the players that's been tossed....simply amazing.
If a black guys moons you shouldn't is be called an eclipse? Along the same lines, couldn't you say the same thing about a white guy with a really hairy ass?
What is so fun about "fun size" candy bars? I usually have more fun with more candy and less fun with less candy so it would seem the smaller the candy bar, the less fun, but that's just me.
When you break it down, horse racing is just Nascasr for rich people with shorter races but some how just as much drinking and obviously a lot more business suits....I feel this will be a future rant someday....not soon, but soon enough.
This is for people that understand baseball so if you don't understand baseball just skip it....Why is it OK to give out Gold Gloves to more than one center fielder in each league? Left, Center and Right field are similar, but they are also very different, so why does one not go to a Left, Center and Right fielder? They don't give out gold gloves to three shortstops in the infield, so why do center fielders get free reign? I don't get it.
Who wins in a fight Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Bright?
Mr. T must be a very empathizing fellow if he does indeed always feel pity for the fool.
What states do Mississippi and Alabama make fun of? I mean their options are pretty limited right? Maybe they can make fun of Arkansas, but I doubt it.
Speaking of Arkansas, how come the state of Kansas is spelled like it sounds and Arkansas is just the same with an Ar on the front of it and the -sas suffix is pronounced saw?
Do you wonder if there are any lost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle episodes out there where they express their incredible sexual frustration? I mean they are teenageers, they have to have those urges right? But there's not much of a dating market for the Mutant Ninja Turtle crowd methinks.
Does ABC know that the new show they putting on (and the one that's putting Lost on hiatus for like 8 months), "Day Break" has already been done, that's it's a movie called Groundhogs Day with Bill Murray? Are there really no ideas out there anymore? Is this why there is a fith Rocky movie coming out around Christmas? (Yes, I know typed fith and some would contend this is actually the sixth in the series...I choose not to acknowledge those people).
I want to make a trivia game where the pursuit of winning is anything but trivial.
Why can't the people from CSI and Law & Order get together and solve their cases quicker?
Remember when Britney Spears was hot, like really hot? Yeah, those were good days.
Did the Cardinals really win the World Series or was that all just a bad dream? Does this also mean we have to talk about how good a manager Tony LaRussa is even though he's overrated?
I want a black and white high definition television and I want it equipped with a Beta Max tape and laser disc player.
Who do the Polish make jokes abut? My guess is people from Alabam and Mississippi.
OK, the only reason I brought up the pronunciation of Arkansas was so I could use the word suffix. It's a fun word and I don't get to use it that often, so cut me some slack.
I think if you want to be a born again Christian that they should force you to get inside a large rubber pouch, fill it with something warm and oozy and then they have to pull there way out through a hole in the bottom. If they really want to be born again, lets put them through the whole deal.
How many times does something have to be said in order for it to be a cliché?
If you every meet a former Playboy playmate you don't have to bother picturing them nakes, just find the magazine they were in and your problem is solved.
Could you imagine if Christopher Walken was your father and he woke you up when you were sleeping? I don't know about you, but that would scare the hell out of me.
OK, don't want to empty too much out all at once, so until later.....
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